Larry Craig and friends Trent Lott and John Ashcroft let "the eagle" soar. Photo seen at The Alaska Report.

John Swift (satire): "Thank goodness we live in a country where everyone is straight until proven gay beyond a shadow of a doubt... In fact, the more one looks at the evidence that Craig seems to be gay, the more one can see that it is really just evidence of being conservative....When conservatives gush about how macho Fred Thompson and President Bush are, we do sound a little bit like Village People fans."